Good Girls Don't

Good girls don't squirm,
And good girls don't twitch -
Good girls don't dress like a leather bitch
Good girls don't dance
Like they're scratchin' an itch -
Good girls can't suck the chrome off a
Trailer hitch.
Good girls don't drink,
And good girls don't
muthertookin' lengthsuckin' swear
Good girls don't forget to wear their underwear.
Good girls don't make a man feel
Like he hasn't got a chance
Good girls never took you with a single glance.
No, no, no,
Good girls don't.
Some chicks are a quick fix,
But I am a woman grown
I can show you a better time
Than any good girl's ever known
I'm game, I got no shame,
So you better be ready to play
All good girls may go to heaven,
But I'll take you to the Milky Way . . .
Good girls don't growl,
And good girls don't scream
Good girls ain't livin' out
Their wildest dream.
Good girls don't rock 'n roll,
Don't know how to let off steam . . .
Maybe good girls aren't as good
As they seem . . .
No, no, no,
Good girls don't.

 

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