There's a hooker in my cooker, and boy, she is a quite
a looker!
It started out, all last night, when there was a great fight.
A guy was sporting a leopard-skin coat, the girl was screaming
like a goat.
The guy asked if I wanted a piece, I said, "Good Lord,
that cooch smells like cheese!"
The pimp swore that she was clean, he also stated that she
was mean.
So I took him up on that, 45.00? For a bitch that fat?
We strolled up on up to my room, When the neighbors heard
a SONIC BOOM!
The bed we were on, seemed to have broke, God-Almighty,
I popped that girl's yolk!
Then all of a sudden she started to scream, I yelled, "OMIGOD,
I'm gonna cream!"
My sheets were drenched in semen and sweat, I said, "Damn,
bitch, yer sex's wet!"
She got on all fours, and begged for more, I thought to myself,
"Damn, what a whore!?"
So I got behind her, and gave her my stuff, She began to huff
and puff, then later she got rough.
She turned herself around, and showed me her tit, I said,
"C'mon, baby, lemme get a little bit!"
She said, "Damn, baby, NOT SO HARD!", so we started
again, her tits shook like a tub-a-lard.
When we were done, we decided to lay down, all was quiet,
there wasn't any sound...
Then all of a sudden, we heard a knock at the door, the people
outside screamed, "Where is that whore?!"
I said, "Hurry up, bitch, get in the oven!" She
said, "C'mon, honey, quit wit' da shovin!"
I let the people in, and they snooped around, they ask the
question, "And who owns this gown?"
They said it must be hers, it smells like cheese! I said,
"C'mon guys, get out please."
They asked what was the scent coming from the cooker, I said
to myself, "They're gonna find that hooker!"
I said, "Its nothing, just my extra cheesy pizza."
Someone yelled, "I betcha it's that bitch Mitsa!"
They said, "Open the oven, we gotta take a look, "
I said, "C'mon guys, I gotta let my pizza cook!"
All of a sudden, I had a gun in my face, "If you don't
open that oven, you're brains will be all over the place"
I became scared, so I reached for a pot, the last thing I heard
was that gun shot.
When I woke up, I was laying in cream, and to my astonishment,
it was a wet dream.
I went to the kitchen to get a coffee-cup, I heard a sound
in the oven, I wonder what's up...
I grab a knife, and slowly walk over, I think to myself, "Damn
what's that odor?"
I open the door, and to my dismay, There was that bitch, saying,
"I WANT MY PAY!"
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