AS I FRET AND MOAN, WHILE SITTING AT HOME,
IN FRONT OF THIS LIT UP COMPUTER SCREEN,
THINKING OF THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN,
SPENDING 50 BUCKS A MONTH TRYING TO FIND A FRIEND,
WHILE YOUR WANDERING IF I AM FAT, LAZY OR EVEN A WOMAN,
MOST STUFF ABOUT ME YOU WILL NEVER KNOW,
FUNNY HOW THESE PLAYED UP DATING SITES GO,
I HAVE YET TO MEET ONE PERSON I DID NOT KNOW,
BEEN HERE FOR ALMOST 1 YEAR,
HAD A LOT OF LONELY NIGHTS, AND A WHOLE LOT OF BEER,
BUT HAVE NO FEAR,
THIS I WILL TELL YOU, I AM NO QUEER,
I HAVE READ THOUSANDS OF PROFILES ON THIS SITE,
AND YET HAD NOT ONE BITE,
IT MAKES ME THINK IS IT ME, AM I A CATASTROPHE,
NOPE ITS THIS PLAYED UP SITE DONT WORRY,
20 BUCKS FOR A STANDARD CONTACT,
WHAT THE TOOK IS THAT, THAT SHIT IS WHACK,
CUT THE PEOPLE ON HERE SOME SLACK,
BUT ITS OK BECAUSE,
ONE DAY THIS SITE WILL GO DOWN,
THERE WILL BE A NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN,
AND I WILL NO LONGER HAVE A FROWN,
MY ACCOUNT WILL PROBABLY GET CANCELLED FOR THIS,
THAT IS OK I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT,
I WILL PROBABLY GET SOME REPLIES FOR THIS, SOME GOOD AND
SOME BAD,
AND HEY MAYBE I WILL NO LONGER BE SAD, JUST GLAD,
BECAUSE NOW SOMEONE WANTS TO EMAIL ME,
JUST OUT OF HATE, I DONT GIVE A TOOK I THINK THAT IS GREAT,
BETTER THAN THOSE EMAILS YOU GET THAT ARE SPAM,
FROM 2 CHICKS IN S.D. YOUR LENGTH AND BALLS IN HAND,
TURNS OUT ITS A FAT KILLER GUY LONELY LIKE ME IN SPLENDOR,
WITH HIS HAPPY TRIGGER FINGER ON ENTER,
EMAILIN AWAY A BUNCH OF SPAM,
EATING A PEANUT BUTTER CHICKEN TUNA SANDWICH AND JAM,
TEETH ROTTEN EVERY KNICK AND CRAN,
LAUGHIN AND SINGIN TOOK THE MAN,
OK OK I THINK THAT IS ENOUGH I PROVED MY POINT,
TIME FOR ME TO RELAX IM GONNA SMOKE A JOINT,
I WILL GET HIGH AND THEN REFLECT,
ONCE MORE ON THIS DATING SITE THIS BULLSHIT,
HEY HEY PASS IT, LET ME GET A HIT, DAMN IT,
HOLLY SHIT, WHAT THE TOOK IS THIS, IT IS THE BUTTON FOR SUBMIT.......................
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