Have you ever played in a pickup truck
with the steering wheel bumping your soft place?
It seems so inviting, it seems so exciting
when you're feeling all reckless and brash.
On a dirt road, with crickets and toads
and someone that you shouldn't be with,
but it happened so quick and he has a big thingy
so you simply can't wait to be his!
Stretched out on the seat you hang both your feet
out the window and hope they'll stay warm.
You're wet and you're hot, you don't want
to stop
then on the upstroke his butt blows the horn!
A big laugh wants out, you just want to shout
You've lost all your thoughts of desire.
You shake and you wiggle suppressing a giggle
and he thinks that he's set you on fire.
So he picks up his pace, you can't keep a straight face.
You feel like you might just expire!
You jump and you gasp - he comes at long last
and you feel like the worlds biggest liar.
You've captured his heart, you've torn him apart.
He'll dream of you each night and day.
He feels like a man with the world in his hand.
He thinks he's the world's greatest lay.
All your moans and your groans weren't passion alone
but a laugh that was trying to be born.
But it made you go nuts to think of his butt
bouncing up and tooting the horn!
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