Oh am I standing on the brink of destruction
Or looking at the start of a brand new day
Inside it feels like it just don't matter
Cause I'm going along for the ride either way
My life has turned into a bad TV sitcom
With predictable events all through the show
Thin plot lines and not a lot to laugh at
Actors who stay cause they've no where else to go
I wanta fire my tookin writers
I want the network to rewrite my show
The best parts are the feminine hygiene product commercials
No one longer watches cause it's started to blow
The twists and turns are beyond imagination
That a single character could ever stand so much
I think that all the original creative genius
Got commercialized and is now way out of touch
I wish I knew how to change my channel
I'd switch it to a late night horror movie featurette
Or old brittish wartime documentaries
Or a show about cleaning bathrooms in a launderette
I wanta fire My tookin writers
For crammin in the drama till the time is full
For losing touch with what the viewers needed
the show called my life has become a bunch of bull
I wanta fire my tookin writers
I want the network to rewrite my show
The best parts are the feminine hygiene product commercials
No one longer watches cause it's started to blow
No one longer watches cause it's started to blow
The show that's my life has begun to blow.
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