My Friend James
There was an OLD GIT called James,
One would wonder if he had any BRAINS!
If he did, were they chipped?
Or were they just full of SHIT?
Oh no! That was the towel with the STAINS!
It was the play station that was chipped!
And half of his games had been nicked!
The ones that he had got
Were in full Technicolor - NOT!
I bet he felt completely THINGYED!!!
Is there hope for him still?
He supports ?Wolverhampton Wanderers Nill?
He has at last got a job,
Not to mention a few bob!
But every time he goes out he?s playing ILL!
He?s proud of his six-pack
He?s so glad he?s got that back!
His biceps will be next
As he reads the naughty text
While he gives his monkey a smack!
He says he?s not over the hill!
And I don?t think that he ever will!
You couldn?t say he was fat!
His skinny legs are proof of that!
But, for a length the size of mine he would KILL!
Butt?. Buttt?. Butttt?. Batti- Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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