Vasectomies
Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their
medical gowns while they wait for the doctor.
A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's
gown and begins to masturbate him. Shocked he says, "My
God woman, what are you doing?" To which she replies,
"We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have
a clean procedure." Not wanting to cause a problem,
the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.
The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse
turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.
To his surprise, she drops to her knees, and gives him a blow
job. The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is
it that I get a hand job and he gets a play job?"
The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference
between Medicare and Private Insurance.
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