Wrong Warmth, Or Is It? Limericks

There was a priest-a dirty beast-his name was Ebeneezer.
He had a thingy ten inches thick, by took it was a beezer.
He tried to took the Fairy Queen, who's hair was black as
charcoal. But in the dark he missed his mark and and rammed
it up her sensitive place!!
There once was a young man from Kent, who's thingy was exceedingly
bent. He played a young lassie from East Tallahassee, but
instead of coming. . .he went!!

 

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