There was a priest-a dirty beast-his name was Ebeneezer. He had a thingy ten inches thick, by took it was a beezer. He tried to took the Fairy Queen, who's hair was black as charcoal. But in the dark he missed his mark and and rammed it up her sensitive place!! There once was a young man from Kent, who's thingy was exceedingly bent. He played a young lassie from East Tallahassee, but instead of coming. . .he went!!
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